ask-gallows-callibrator:

bloody-dragon:

IF YOU’RE BROKE AS ME BUT STILL WANT TO GROSS PEOPLE OUT ON HALLOWEEN, HERE YA GO.


YOU NEED:

-WATER
-FLOUR
-TOILET PAPER
-SOME DARK EYESHADOW(black, greens and browns)
-SOME RED MAKEUP(lipstick, eyeshadow or whatever)
-FAKE BLOOD
-2 HARD BIG BRUSH, 1 SMALL BRUSH, A MEDIUM SPONDGE(can be found at any hobby store. Take the cheapest you can find).

optional: powder brush and blue food dye.

Be super creative and make really gross wounds. To make it look deeper, just build up layers.
Rice and spaggeti can be used as worms and maggots.

YOU’RE WELCOME.

Blitz means camera flash.

great for cosplay, too!

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bicolorcattherianjack:

zubat:

justbmarks:

Tiny Frog - Amazon Rainforest, Peru

This frog has absolutely no business being this tiny.


*Frog jumps* Nobody fucking move!

bicolorcattherianjack:

zubat:

justbmarks:

Tiny Frog - Amazon Rainforest, Peru

This frog has absolutely no business being this tiny.

*Frog jumps* Nobody fucking move!

parteira:

excuse me i need your leg

parteira:

excuse me i need your leg

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I have no idea what I’m doing, but I’m doing it really, really well.

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fatallywhimsical:

benedictbooty:

Remember Wendy Davis?

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You know, the badass democrat who fillibustered for 11 hours straight to conserve women’s rights in Texas?

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Well, this wonderful and amazing woman has announced her campaign for Texas governor!

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Let’s show her some goddamn support!

Her opponent, Greg Abbott, is all about “traditional values.”

 What fucking good have “traditional values” ever done for anyone?

Not a goddamn thing, that’s what. Vote for Wendy Davis.

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the-irish-mayhem:

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

chekov-in-a-dress:

I want a superhero movie where the hero dies in the first ten minutes and the woman who was supposed to be the love interest puts on his costume and becomes an even better hero.

I want all of the advertising to be for the hero and none of the marketing to even allude to this death.

imagine all the male tears

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captaincabooseandhislieutenant:

Sooooo I went on to Michael’s imdb page and saw this…

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screamingcrawfish:

thegestianpoet:

a nice photoset of lucy liu looking like a queen and jonny lee miller looking like a dingus

accurate summary of the show too tbh

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make me choose - martins-lydia asked : scott mccall or stiles stilinski.

              “I’m a True Alpha, you have no idea what I can do.”

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thelordofhats:

ultrafacts:

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Freeing the slave was nice, but wouldn’t be that huge of a thing.
Smashing the cups, though? I’m just imagining that Augustus was just walking along one day and saw the slave-owner trying to kill his slave, so he just goes over, tells the slave ‘yo, you’re free’, and then, never breaking his gaze from the slaveowner, casually sweeps all the other cups off the shelf too.
It’s just such a wonderful little ‘fuck you’.

thelordofhats:

ultrafacts:

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Freeing the slave was nice, but wouldn’t be that huge of a thing.

Smashing the cups, though? I’m just imagining that Augustus was just walking along one day and saw the slave-owner trying to kill his slave, so he just goes over, tells the slave ‘yo, you’re free’, and then, never breaking his gaze from the slaveowner, casually sweeps all the other cups off the shelf too.

It’s just such a wonderful little ‘fuck you’.

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ollivander:

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ollivander:

GO GOG GOGOG GO STOP STOP WHOA BSLOW DOW GOGO GOGO SLOW SLOW STOP STOP STOP GOG NGO SLOW SLOW SLOW STOP GO GO GOG GO SLOW SLOW GO GO GO STOP STOP STOP GO walk on STOP STOP GHO GOG OG GO SLOW SLOW GO

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